THE SLEEPING ELF AND GIY PLAYING WITH THE WATER ARE SUCH CUTIES OMG
Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.
I need to watch this again
He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).
200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u
You’re welcome dear
Seriously, you’re a bigger threat than Voldemort here.
We have a third great dark wizard on our hands here.
Daily doodle #391 - Nick Fury’s new eye
I’m sorry I’m not sorry
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on